THE FUNNY FARM - Jacob (9)

There once was a man who had a farm

and for some strange reason he had an itchy arm


His cool cows had superpowers

which he used to pollinate flowers.


The pigs were greedy and hogged the food

you might want to mention they were very rude.


Oh the horses were a greedy bunch,

especially when they were having lunch.


The sheep were the noisiest of them all,

even the lambs playing football.


The hens were the meanest of them all

they liked to pick on an old barn owl

but he usually got his own back by calling them fowl!


At last he sold the farm

then amazingly he didn’t have an itchy arm!