COUNTDOWN FOOTBALLER - Archie (10)

 

Eleven England footballers

Training under Sven

One pulled a ligament

And then there were ten

 

Ten England footballers

Standing in a line

One fell off a cliff

And then there were nine

 

Nine England footballers

Just could not wait

One got bored

And then there were eight.

 

Eight England footballers

Waiting to go to Heaven

One exploded at the side of a cliff

And then there were seven

 

Seven England Footballers

Eating Weetabix

One looked down a pistol

And then there were six

 

Six England Footballers

Watching tennis live

One fell off the roof

And then there were five

 

Five England footballers

Sitting on boars

One committed suicide

And then there were four

 

Four England footballers

Sitting up a tree

One got in a tangle

And then there were three

 

Three England Footballers

Went to the loo

One got flushed away

And then there were two

 

 

 

Two England footballers

One called John

Jumped into a fire

And then there was one

 

 

One England footballer

Left all alone

His mum grew poorly

So he had to go home